Stark Raving Sane

An exercise in Latin-tempered, sexy, comic-loving, rude, irreverent, geeky, and occasionally humorous narcissism....

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jxbxri said: Will you read my college essays and tell me what you think of them?

I don’t think I can spare the time, I’m afraid :(

Anonymous said: How do you deal with being overwhelmed?

I find a way to isolate myself for a minute or two and just calm down. Then I take everything that’s on my plate and just lay each task out and then knock through as much as I can.

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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empire-of-paul said: there is this dude who wants a relationship with me but I'm straight what should I do?

First off, take it as a compliment, because it is. This guy thinks highly enough of you that he wants to be with you. But really, you just have to politely say that you’re not interested and that it’s truly nothing personal. There’s this great quote from As Good As It Gets. A gay character tells a straight character “I love you,” and the straight guy responds “Buddy, I tell ya, I’d be the luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me.”

dmaresca10 said: When you film rants or videos when its just you and a camera, how do you keep yourself from stumbling over your words, and how do you keep yourself from looking at the side screen?

I actually script most of my rants, almost word for word. It gives me the chance to look what I want to say over and make sure it’s as airtight as possible. There’s usually a computer right off screen that I use to prompt myself, but if I glance at it, it’s usually edited out.

mayahan:

Stunning New Portraits of Siamese Fighting Fish by Visarute Angkatavanich

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caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY

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poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

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My leggings ripped down my ass crack so now I’m stuck sitting here. Send help.

My leggings ripped down my ass crack so now I’m stuck sitting here. Send help.

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