Stark Raving Sane

An exercise in Latin-tempered, sexy, comic-loving, rude, irreverent, geeky, and occasionally humorous narcissism....
That’s one of the dummies they used on Passion of the Christ. My friends and I decided to take a picture  with it… #tbt #me

That’s one of the dummies they used on Passion of the Christ. My friends and I decided to take a picture with it… #tbt #me

Alright, so they did a pretty good job… #me

Alright, so they did a pretty good job… #me

Getting a professional haircut for once… #me

Getting a professional haircut for once… #me

The sauna: my favorite way to relax and loosen up after working out. #me #gpoy #gym #instagay #muscle #pecs #skintervention  (at Gold’s Gym Downtown)

The sauna: my favorite way to relax and loosen up after working out. #me #gpoy #gym #instagay #muscle #pecs #skintervention (at Gold’s Gym Downtown)

It’s a muscle shirt! GET IT??? #me #gpoy #instagay #gunshow

It’s a muscle shirt! GET IT??? #me #gpoy #instagay #gunshow

I used to be so adorable. What the hell happened… #tbt #me

I used to be so adorable. What the hell happened… #tbt #me

Good morning… #me #sleepy #instagay

Good morning… #me #sleepy #instagay

The truth is… I am Iron Man. #cuttoblack #rollcredits #me

The truth is… I am Iron Man. #cuttoblack #rollcredits #me

You guys, I’m mad. @shep689 has more followers than me but he never posts… #me #mad #grumpycat #jealous

You guys, I’m mad. @shep689 has more followers than me but he never posts… #me #mad #grumpycat #jealous

I got dressed real special to run for the Special Olympics today… #ootd #me #kawaii

I got dressed real special to run for the Special Olympics today… #ootd #me #kawaii

I love my job… #me #artsy #bored

I love my job… #me #artsy #bored

What is my hair right now??? #me

What is my hair right now??? #me

I’m never an #ootd type of guy, but I look good today soooo… #me #gpoy #gay #instagay

I’m never an #ootd type of guy, but I look good today soooo… #me #gpoy #gay #instagay

Day two, and I’m still a bad motherfucker… #me #badass #knife #crazy

Day two, and I’m still a bad motherfucker… #me #badass #knife #crazy

Getting ready to play the villain in our epic Harry Potter themed short… #me #method #badass

Getting ready to play the villain in our epic Harry Potter themed short… #me #method #badass